Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 2 "Talk Radio"
Queen Beryl:
>> JEDITE, PRESENT YOURSELF
TO ME!
TELL ME OF YOUR PROGRESS
GATHERING ENERGY FROM THE
EARTHLINGS.
Jedite:
>> MY QUEEN, I AM PLEASED
TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE
FOUND A NEW SOURCE OF ENERGY
IN HUMANS.
APPARENTLY THEY EXPEND MUCH
OF IT ON AN EMOTION CALLED
LOVE.
Beryl:
>> YES, I'VE HEARD OF IT.
YOU HAVE A PLAN TO CAPTURE
THIS ENERGY, JEDITE?
Jedite:
>> YES, MY QUEEN.
I'VE ALREADY DISPATCHED MY
SERVANT, FRO, TO TAKE FULL
ADVANTAGE OF THE HUMAN'S
WEAKNESS.
SHE AWAITS MY COMMAND.
Beryl:
>> VERY WELL, THEN.
JUST TRY NOT TO
DISAPPOINTMENT ME, AS YOU
DID WITH YOUR LAST EFFORT.
THAT IS ALL.
YOU MAY PROCEED.
Radio DJ:
>> GOOD EVENING ALL YOU
NIGHT OWLS.
IT'S THE MIDNIGHT HOUR AND
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
TIME FOR THE LOVE LINE.
TONIGHT WE HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL LOVE LETTER FROM A
VERY SPECIAL LADY, REACHING
OUT TO A LONG LOST FLAME
WHOM SHE WOULD LIKE TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH AGAIN.
IT'S SIGNED, "HOPEFUL
HARUNA."
Miss Haruna:
>> YEAH!
Serena:
>> HARUNA?
>> DON'T TELL ME MISS "H"
SENT THE LOVE LINE A LETTER.
IT CAN'T BE HER!
TEACHERS NEVER HAVE
BOYFRIENDS!
DJ:
>> BEFORE I READ THE
LETTER, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO
REMIND ALL OF YOU LISTENERS
THAT THE LOVE LINES ALWAYS
WANTS TO HELP THE LOVELORN.
WRITE US.
IF WE READ YOUR LETTER ON
THE AIR, WE'LL GIVE YOU A
ROMANTIC PRIZE.
Serena:
>> I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A
SHOW READING ALL THOSE
GROOVY LETTERS.
DJ:
>> DEAR LOST LOVE.
IT'S BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE
WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER, BUT
YOU ARE NEVER FAR FROM MY
HEART.
Luna:
>> YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.
Serena:
>> I WANT TO BE A LOVE LINE
DJ!
Luna:
>> GIVE ME A BREAK!
Serena:
>> OR MAYBE I COULD DO TV!
Luna:
>> FORGET IT!
Serena:
>> WHAT'S WITH YOU, LUNA?
Luna:
>> I'M FED UP WITH A
CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO NEVER
TAKES ANYTHING SHE'S
SUPPOSED TO DO SERIOUSLY.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP WASTING
YOUR TIME WITH ALL THESE
SILLY IDEAS, SERENA.
YOU'RE DESTINED TO FIGHT THE
EVILS OF THE NEGAVERSE!
WHEN WILL YOU EVER GET IT?
Serena:
>> MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO!
GOOD NIGHT!
PARTY POOPER!
Serena's Dad:
>> HONEY, WHY DID YOU
CIRCLE THE DATE IN RED MAGIC
MARKER?
Serena's Mom:
>> DID I?
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT THIS DATE.
Serena's Dad:
>> BESIDES BEING OUR
ANNIVERSARY AND MY TAKING
YOU TO DINNER?
Serena's Mon:
>> YOU DID REMEMBER IT!
SAY "AH".
(screaming) (by Serena)
Serena's Dad:
>> THAT GIRL IS ALWAYS
LATE.
Serena:
>> GOODBYE!
SEE YOU LATER!
Serena:
>>PLEASE DON'T RING YET!
PLEASE!
Serena:
>> WHERE IS SHE?
MISS "H" NEVER MISSES CLASS.
Molly:
>> IF SHE'S OUT, WE'LL GET
A SUBSTITUTE!
Serena:
>>FREE DAY!
Melvin:
>> MAYBE SHE'LL LET ME READ
MY REPORT ON YELLOW EARTH
WORMS TO THE CLASS.
Student:
>> IS SHE OKAY?
Miss Haruna:
>> HI.
ANYONE NOT PRESENT RAISE
YOUR HAND NOW.
WHO CARES?
READ CHAPTERS 1 TO 35 IN ANY
BOOK YOU WANT, THEN WAKE ME
UP WHENEVER THE LAST BELL
GOES OFF.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY.
Student:
>> DO YOU THINK SHE'S SICK?
Melvin:
>> MAYBE ONE OF US SHOULD
GO AND GET THE PRINCIPAL,
DON'T YOU THINK?
Serena:
>> ARE YOU KIDDING, MELVIN?
IT'S WAY MORE FUN TO STAY
RIGHT HERE AND WATCH MISS
"H" SNORE AWAY!
Luna:
>> THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.
I SEARCH ALL THIS TIME FOR A
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE AND I
GET HER!
IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF
COSMIC JOKE, I FRANKLY FAIL
TO SEE THE HUMOUR.
Andrew:
>> HELLO.
AREN'T YOU PRETTY!
YOU'RE LUNA, RIGHT?
Luna:
>> THIS IS ONE SERENA LIKES
SO MUCH.
Andrew:
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ALL BY YOURSELF?
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A VIDEO
ADDICT JUST LIKE SERENA.
Luna:
>> ACTUALLY, THIS COULD BE
A GREAT COMMUNICATIONS BASE.
Andrew:
>> I'VE GOT TO GO.
THERE'S LOTS TO DO BEFORE
THE CROWD GETS HERE.
SEE YOU LATER, LUNA.
Luna:
>> THIS PLACE WILL BE FINE;
CLOSE TO SERENA'S SCHOOL IN
CASE THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
THAT'S HEADING FOR THE
SCHOOL.
Melvin:
>> MAYBE SHE HAS SLEEPING
SICKNESS.
Serena:
>> IS THIS WEIRD OR WHAT?
I'VE NEVER SEEN A TEACHER
FALL ASLEEP AT HER DESK
BEFORE, HAVE YOU, MOLLY?
Molly:
>> NO.
BUT MAYBE SHE STAYED UP TOO
LATE LISTENING TO THAT NEW
SHOW, THE LOVE LINE.
I'M FEELING KIND OF BEAT
MYSELF.
IT WENT ON WAY PAST
MIDNIGHT.
Serena:
>> I STILL THINK THAT
CALLING THE MEDICS WAS A BIT
MUCH.
SHE ONLY FELL ASLEEP.
Molly & Melvin:
>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
GOURD?
Serena:
>> WHAT DID I SAY?
Serena:
>> WELL, NOW CLASS IS
CANCELLED SO THAT MEANS I
GOT UP FOR NOTHING.
I COULD HAVE SLEPT IN!
OH WELL.
Office Worker:
>> YOU WANTED TO TALK TO
ME, SIR?
Radio Station Manager:
>> YES, I DID.
TELL ME WHY WE'RE GETTING
ALL THIS FAN MAIL FOR A
PROGRAM WE DON'T HAVE.
Worker:
>> THERE MUST BE SOME
MISTAKE.
Manager:
>> OBVIOUSLY.
FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
Worker:
>> I'LL GET ON IT RIGHT
AWAY.
Fro (Jedite's helper):
>> IS THAT THE MAIL FOR THE
NEW LOVE LINE BROADCAST,
SIR?
Manager:
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
FIASCO?
Fro:
>> YES, I'VE BEEN SENT
SPECIALLY.
Manager:
>> DID HEADQUARTERS SEND
YOU?
Fro:
>> YOU COULD SAY THAT.
Molly:
>> I'VE GOT A SPECIAL
PROJECT I'M WORKING ON.
I HAVE TO WRITE THE PERFECT
LETTER SO IT WILL GET READ
ON THE AIR BY THE LOVE LINE
DJ.
Serena:
>> BUT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.
Molly:
>> I KNOW.
I'M JUST GOING TO INVENT
ONE, SO I GET MY LETTER ON
THE SHOW.
Serena:
>> SMART, MOLLY.
YOU CAN MAKE THE PERFECT
GUY!
HANDSOME, SMOOTH, TOTALLY
COOL ...
I'M SORRY.
Molly:
>> DARIEN, HOW ARE YOU?
Darien:
>> WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE
SAYING ABOUT SOMEONE TOTALLY
COOL?
WE CAN BE SURE IT ISN'T YOU.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE GOING HOME
AND DOING YOUR HOMEWORK,
MEATBALL-HEAD?
Serena:
>> DON'T CALL ME THAT.
Molly:
>> I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO'S
GOING TO BE THE INSPIRATION
FOR MY FIRST LOVE LETTER!
Serena:
>> HOW'S THIS FOR
INSPIRATION?
YOU'RE A CREEP!
YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT
BEING COOL!
Serena:
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S WARM IT UP.
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST
THING ...
Luna:
>> ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO
START YOUR HOMEWORK WITHOUT
ANYONE TELLING YOU TO DO IT?
>> QUIET, LUNA, YOU'LL MAKE
ME LOSE MY CONCENTRATION!
Luna:
>> SORRY.
Serena:
>> THIS HAS GOT TO BE
GREAT, IT HAS TO BLOW THEM
AWAY.
LET'S SEE.
Luna:
>> SERENA, YOU'LL NEVER GET
ANYTHING DONE AT THIS RATE.
Serena:
>> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
LUNA!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS
SOONER!
I CAN GO THERE DIRECTLY AND
PRESENT MYSELF IN PERSON!
THIS WILL BE GREAT!
Luna:
>> WHAT?
Serena:
>> COME ON!
WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
I'M GOING TO BE ON THE LOVE
LINE TONIGHT!
Serena:
>> ARE YOU SURE?
BUT THIS IS THE STATION LOVE
LINE WAS ON.
Radio Station Guard:
>> FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME,
THERE'S NO PROGRAM CALLED
LOVE LINE AT THIS STATION.
NOW GO HOME!
Serena:
>> I'M GOING.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
I KNOW I HEARD RIGHT.
DJ:
>> IT'S THE MIDNIGHT HOUR,
THE TIME FOR ROMANCE.
Serena:
>> I KNEW THIS WAS THE
STATION.
THAT DUFUS GUARD DOESN'T
KNOW ANYTHING.
Luna:
>> THIS PROGRAM IS PRETTY
NEW, RIGHT, SERENA?
IT JUST STARTED A FEW WEEKS
AGO.
SO HOW COME IT'S NOT
MENTIONED IN THE
ENTERTAINMENT SECTION?
Serena:
>> THEY DON'T NEED
PUBLICITY, IT'S THE SUPER
HOTTEST PROGRAM ON THE AIR.
DJ:
>> TONIGHT OUR SPECIAL LOVE
LETTER IS TO A LUCKY MYSTERY
MAN FROM A SECRET ADMIRER
NAMED MOLLY.
Serena:
>> NO WAY!
Fro:
>> WITH SO MUCH FAN MAIL,
THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE ON
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
QUEEN BERYL SHOULD BE MOST
PLEASED.
DJ:
>> REMEMBER, LISTENERS,
WE'LL READ ONE SPECIAL
READER EVERY NIGHT, AND THE
LUCKY WINNER GETS A
BEAUTIFUL PRIZE DELIVERED
THE NEXT MORNING!
Student:
>> OPEN IT, MOLLY, WE WANT
TO SEE.
Student:
>> WAS THAT YOUR LETTER ON
THE RADIO?
Molly:
>> UH HUH.
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
FAINT!
Serena:
>> WHAT DID THEY SEND YOU?
HURRY AND OPEN IT.
Molly:
>> OKAY!
Serena:
>> HEY, THAT'S THE EXACT
SAME FLOWER MISS "H" WAS
WEARING YESTERDAY.
Student:
>> SO THAT MEANS SHE WAS
HOPEFUL HARUNA!
Student:
>> IT'S GOT TO BE HER!
Serena:
>> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!
Student:
>> WOW, THAT LOOKS GREAT!
Molly:
>> OH!
I'M SO TIRED.
I WANT TO SLEEP.
Serena:
>> MOLLY, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
MOLLY!
Student:
>> WE BETTER CALL THE
NURSE.
IT'S NOT NORMAL TO JUST FALL
ASLEEP LIKE THAT.
Student:
>> SERENA, YES.
MOLLY, NO.
Serena:
>> WHO'S THERE?
TUXEDO MASK!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY
DREAM?
ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF
DANGER?
HE'S SO MYSTERIOUS!
MAYBE HE WANTS TO TAKE ME
OUT FOR A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE!
Dream Tuxedo Mask:
>> YOU'VE READ MY MIND,
SAILOR MOON!
Serena:
>> YIPEE!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL TELL
ME WHO YOU REALLY ARE?
Tuxedo Mask:
>> OF COURSE.
I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU
WANT TO KNOW!
WE'LL HAVE NO SECRETS.
Luna:
>> WAKE UP, WOULD YOU!
YOU'VE GOT YOUR STRENGTH
BACK, I SEE.
Serena:
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
Luna:
>> IT'S THE NEGAVERSE, I
KNOW IT!
I THINK IT'S GOT SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THIS FLOWER.
WE NEED TO GO TO THAT RADIO
STATION AGAIN.
Serena:
>> RIGHT!
Jedite:
>> WE'VE DRAINED ALL THE
ENERGY THIS PATHETIC HUMAN
HAD TO GIVE!
WITH SUCH A HUGE RESPONSE,
WE'LL HAVE AN ENDLESS
SUPPLY; MORE ENERGY FOR THE
NEGAFORCE!
QUEEN BERYL WILL BE MOST
PLEASED.
AND WITH EACH FLOWER WE
DELIVER, WE COME CLOSER TO
RELEASING THE NEGAFORCE, AND
RIDDING THE UNIVERSE OF
THESE SILLY HUMANS WITH
THEIR ABSURD EMOTIONS.
Serena:
>> IT'S THAT SAME GUARD ON
DUTY AGAIN.
HOW AM I GOING TO GET BY HIM
WITHOUT HIM RECOGNIZING ME?
Luna:
>> I'VE GOT IT!
Serena:
>> WHAT'S THAT?
Luna:
>> THIS IS THE LUNAR PEN.
Serena:
>> IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF
YOUR SUPER GADGETS?
Luna:
>> YES, I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY IT'S SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
IT'S A VERY POWERFUL
TRANSFORMING TOOL.
IT TURNS YOU INTO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
Serena:
>> WHATEVER I WANT?
COOL!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Luna:
>> YOU SAY "DISGUISE POWER"
AND THEN TELL IT WHAT
TRANSFORMATION YOU WANT.
Serena:
>> I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS
PEN.
DISGUISE POWER!
TRANSFORM ME INTO A
SOPHISTICATED TALENT AGENT!
UNBELIEVABLE!
IT WORKS!
Luna:
>> SERENA; ARE YOU GOING TO
BE ABLE TO WALK IN THOSE
SHOES?
Serena:
>> REMEMBER, I SAID
SOPHISTICATED.
Luna:
>> YOU KNOW, SHE JUST MIGHT
PULL THIS ONE OFF.
SPOKE TOO SOON.
DJ:
>> THIS FROM PAM.
TO A WONDERFUL HUSBAND THAT
SHE LOVES WITH ALL HEART.
Serena:
>> THIS IS MY KIND OF JOB.
CAN'T BEAT THAT.
THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING.
Luna:
>> SLEEPING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
SERENA.
Serena:
>> SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Luna:
>> IT'S THE NEGAVERSE!
I CAN FEEL IT'S EVIL ENERGY.
Serena:
>> LET'S GO!
OUT OF THE WAY!
Fro:
>> NO, HE'S ON THE AIR!
DJ:
>> ALL RIGHT.
THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP OUR SHOW
FOR ...
Serena:
>> ATTENTION ALL LOVE LINE
FANS; STOP LISTENING TO THE
SHOW, IT'S DANGEROUS TO YOUR
HEALTH.
TURN YOUR RADIOS OFF RIGHT
NOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR YOU.
AND BURN THOSE FLOWER PINS,
THEY'RE REALLY DANGEROUS!
Jedite:
>> NO!
Serena:
>> THEY SAP THE ENERGY
RIGHT OUT OF YOU.
GET RID OF THEM!
DJ:
>> BE QUIET, NOW!
Serena:
>> DON'T LISTEN TO THIS
IMPOSTER, LADIES!
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
LOVE'S ABOUT!
HE DOESN'T CARE ONE BIT
ABOUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!
HE'S JUST USING YOU!
Luna:
>> BE CAREFUL!
THAT WOMAN'S HIS PARTNER!
SHE'S COMING AFTER YOU!
Jedite:
>> YOU'RE OFF THE AIR!
Luna:
>> WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
BRACE YOURSELF!
Luna:
>> SAILOR MOON WOULD BE
GOOD RIGHT NOW.
Serena:
>> MOON PRISM POWER!
AND MAKE IT FAST!
Sailor Moon:
>> I AM SAILOR MOON, THE
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
ON BEHALF OF THE MOON I WILL
PUNISH YOU!
Luna:
>> HEY, THAT'S NOT HOW THE
END OF IT GOES!
Sailor Moon:
>> I'M NOT FINISHED YET!
I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND
TRIUMPH OVER EVIL!
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
Jedite:
>> LOTS OF PRETTY WORDS,
MISS MOON, BUT IS THAT ALL
THEY ARE?
PRETTY WORDS?
Sailor Moon:
>> YOU WANT TO SEE ACTION?
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!
Jedite:
>> JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR.
AFTER HER!
Fro:
>> SAILOR MOON, YOU'RE
MINE!
(screaming)
Sailor Moon:
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Luna:
>> SAILOR MOON!
TRY YOUR TIARA!
Sailor Moon:
>> MOON TIARA MAGIC!
Fro:
>> NOT GOOD AIM, ARE YOU?
Sailor Moon:
>> TIARA MAGIC!
DO YOU SURRENDER?
Jedite:
>> WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO A
STUPID THING LIKE THAT?
Sailor Moon:
>> MOON TIARA MAGIC!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK EVERY
TIME!
Luna:
>> SAILOR MOON!
Sailor Moon:
>> LUNA, WHAT AM I DOING?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEAT
HIM!
Tuxedo Mask:
>> DON'T GIVE IN TO THEM,
SAILOR MOON!
Jedite:
>> IT'S TIME TO GO.
Sailor Moon:
>> THIS ROSE MUST HAVE
SPECIAL POWERS.
TUXEDO MASK!
THANK YOU!
HE'S SO HANDSOME ... AND
MYSTERIOUS!
Serena (writing):
MY BELOVED TUXEDO MASK.
YOU ARE MY HERO.
I THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
Molly:
>> WHAT ARE YOU BLUSHING
FOR, SERENA?
ARE YOU WRITING A MUSHY LOVE
NOTE TO SOMEBODY?
Serena:
>> NO!
WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING
SILLY LIKE THAT?
HERE!
Molly:
>> OH!
MY BELOVED TUXEDO MASK!
Miss Haruna:
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY.
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE ALL OF
YOUR SMILING FACES AGAIN.
LET'S SETTLE DOWN AND GET
STARTED.
Serena:
>> THAT'S MY HOMEWORK!
Miss Haruna:
>> YOU DID HOMEWORK?
THIS IS AN EVENT.
GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL READ IT
OUT LOUD TO THE CLASS.
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