Sailor Moon Episode 83 "Star Struck, Bad Luck"
Closed Caption Transcript
As Broadcast on YTV, Canada
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>> EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL
AFTER THE LAST SHOWDOWN,
OR IS IT?
IT'S OUR LAST YEAR OF
JUNIOR HIGH AND NOW THERE'S
THIS EXAM FOR HIGH SCHOOL.
IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO ZAP
MY ENERGY, NOW WE HAVE
THIS NEW ENEMY TO CRUSH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FRIGHTENS
ME MORE, SCHOOL OR THIS
HEARTLESS NEW VILLAIN.
>> (screams)
>> SO STICK AROUND,
WE'LL RIGHT BACK.
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
>> (snoring)
>> (gasps)
I FEEL SOME SORT OF
PRESENCE HERE.
OH, NO!
WHAT COULD IT BE?
AHH!
I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING EVIL!
(struggling)
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO ARE YOU?
AHH!
NO, WAIT!
(trembling)
ARG!
>> IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG,
REI?
>> DID YOU HAVE SOME KIND
OF PREMONITION?
>> WELL, SORT OF.
AND IT WAS SUPER NOISY, TOO.
ACTUALLY, THIS DAYDREAM WAS
MAJORLY STRANGE.
>> WHY WAS IT STRANGE?
>> (giggling)
TALK ABOUT HAVING A STRANGE
DREAM.
BOY, DID I EVER HAVE A LOO-LOO.
I'D EATEN BIG GULPS OF ICE
CREAM, THEN I HAVE TO GO
TO THE DOCTOR.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO WAS THERE?
IT WAS DARIAN.
HE HAD TO GO TOO, BECAUSE
HE HAD EATEN TOO MANY OF
THE COOKIES I HAD MADE FOR HIM.
OH, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
>> SERENA, I DON'T MEAN TO
BE A NAG, BUT WE CAME HERE
TO STUDY, NOT SLEEP.
>> YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAPPY
WITH THE MARK YOU GOT LAST TIME,
ARE YOU, SERENA?
>> (groans)
WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT
AT LEAST ONE OF THE ANSWERS
RIGHT.
>> AREN'T YOU CONCERNED ABOUT
THE HIGH SCHOOL'S EXAM?
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PASS IT
TO GET IN THE BEST CLASS.
>> IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH
SCHOOL AND FIGHT EVILDOERS.
BUT THERE'S NO USE IN CRYING
OVER MISSPELLED SILK.
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT WAS THAT?
FORGET WHAT SHE SAID, SERENA!
THERE'S USE CRYING OVER
SPILLED MILK.
>> HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE TOO.
>> I THINK "MISSPELLED SILK"
IS A LITTLE MORE FITTING
IN THIS CASE.
>> EITHER WAY, THE POINT IS
THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR
MISTAKES AND MOVE ON.
>> NOT EXACTLY, RENA.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO LEARN
FROM YOUR MISTAKES TOO.
>> AMY, CAN YOU HELP ME HERE?
>> THIS IS THE WAY YOU DO IT.
>> (sinister laugh)
COME HERE, KAHOHY.
>> YES, DOCTOR?
>> AT LAST, I HAVE COMPLETED
MY HEART ATTACKER.
MEKUSI WILL SEEK OUT A HUMAN
WITH A PURE HEART.
SHE WILL THEN ATTACK AND STEAL
THE HEART.
>> A PURE HEART?
>> YES.
A PURE HEART IS THE FIRST
INGREDIENT TOWARDS ALMIGHTINESS.
WHICH IS THE ABILITY TO HAVE
UNLIMITED POWER TO RULE THE
WORLD.
ALMIGHTINESS IS ACHIEVED
WHEN THREE OBJECTS OF POWER,
USUALLY IN THE FORM OF A CHARM
OR AMULET, ARE STOLEN
FROM PEOPLE WITH PURE HEARTS.
>> YOU MEAN IF YOU'RE ABLE
TO LOCATE THOSE CHOSEN PEOPLE
AND TAKE THEIR OBJECT OF
POWER...
>> YES.
THEN I SHALL HAVE THE WHOLE
WORLD IN MY HAND.
(maniacal laughter)
>> (screaming)
(moaning)
OH, THIS IS HOPELESS!
I KNOW I DIDN'T STUDY BUT I
NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
THIS BAD.
OH, NO!
WHAT ARE MOM AND DAD GOING TO
SAY WHEN THEY FIND OUT?
OR WORSE, WHAT'S REI GONNA SAY?
SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO FIND ME
DURING A CRISIS, LIKE A SERENA
SINKING MISSILE.
>> SERENA!
(moans)
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING
WHERE YOU WERE GOING, SERENA!
>> AS IF, REI.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WALKED
RIGHT INTO ME, YOU KNOW.
MY TURN!
>> RELAX.
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR MARK,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT
OUT ON ME.
>> MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
>> AW, COME ON.
WHATEVER.
MARKS AREN'T EVERYTHING.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE LOTS
OF OTHER GOOD QUALITIES.
>> HUH?
BOY, IT MUST BE THAT HIT
ON THE HEAD.
>> STRANGE.
SAY, SERENA, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
>> ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES,
IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
>> WELL, A SINGER, SONG WRITER,
MODEL, AN ACTRESS, A MUSICIAN,
BUT MOST OF ALL I JUST...
AH, IT'S SILLY.
>> NO, GO ON.
>> AH, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
(laughs)
OKAY, I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE
AND GET MARRIED, BUT IT'S TOO
EMBARRASSING TO SAY.
>> YOU SAID IT, THOUGH,
DIDN'T YOU.
>> YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO
GET MARRIED TO DARIAN SOMEDAY,
AREN'T YOU, SERENA?
>> NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
BUT YES, HE IS MY MR. WONDERFUL.
>> DON'T YOU THINK DARIAN WOULD
WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO
ACHIEVED BETTER MARKS?
>> POW!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
>> ACADEMICS AREN'T EVERYTHING,
THAT'S FOR SURE, BUT YOU SHOULD
TRY TO DO YOUR BEST TO IMPROVE
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE AND DARIAN,
TOO.
WELL, GOTTA GO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
AND CHEER UP, SERENA.
CHEERFULNESS IS ONE OF YOUR
VERY BEST QUALITIES.
>> (moans)
THANKS.
NO MATTER HOW NASTY SHE IS
TO ME, I THINK IN HER OWN WAY,
SHE'S STILL KIND OF COOL.
I KNOW SHE REALLY IS
A VERY GOOD FRIEND.
SHE'S OKAY.
>> (snickers)
NOW, TO FIND THE ONE WITH
THE PURE HEART.
OKAY, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> REI WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
(sighs)
IF DARIAN EVER SAW THIS
HORRIBLE MARK...
>> THAT IS A HORRIBLE MARK.
>> HE WOULD SAY... HUH?
AHH!
(nervous laugh)
LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?
>> SERENA.
>> DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
I'M PLANNING TO MAKE SOME BIG
CHANGES, STARTING WITH JOINING
A STUDY GROUP AT REI'S HOUSE.
I PROMISE, I'LL DO BETTER.
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
>> IT'S HARD, I'VE BEEN JUGGLING
SCHOOL AND PREVENTING GLOBAL
DEVASTATION.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT I THINK WE SHOULD POSTPONE
OUR NEXT DATE.
>> UH... YEAH, OKAY.
GOOD IDEA.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
>> HERE.
STUDY HARD NOW.
SEE YA.
>> WE'LL NEVER DATE AGAIN!
>> PLEASE REVEAL THE MEANING
OF MY DREAM.
SUN, MOON, SKY, EARTH, FIRE,
AIR, WATER, ROCK, STARS.
OH, NO.
I FEEL NOTHING.
MAYBE THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
MAYBE THIS FORTUNE WILL HELP.
I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE
AND A HAPPY LIFE FOR EVERYONE.
AHH!
WHAT?
>> HEART ATTACK!
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> MEKUSI'S THE NAME,
HEART IS THE GAME,
AND YOUR HEART IS MINE.
>> OH, NO!
I CAN'T FIGHT HERE.
I DON'T WANT MY GRAMPA
TO GET HURT.
>> HA-HA-HA!
>> AHH!
>> IT NEVER HURTS TO HAVE
AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS,
NOW DOES IT?
MEKUSI, THE POWER THIS GIRL
HAS SEEMS TO COME NOT FROM
A CHARM BUT FROM WITHIN.
YOU MAY STEAL HER HEART.
>> STEAL MY HEART?!
>> HEART ATTACK!
>> (screams)
>> TIME WILL TELL WHETHER
YOU'VE GOT POWERS AND A PURE
HEART OR NOT.
UNTIL THEN, I SHALL SEEK OUT
OTHER POSSIBLE HOLDERS.
>> (screaming)
>> OH, I CAN'T STAND IT.
I WOULD MUCH RATHER GO OUT
WITH DARIAN THAN STUDY FOR
THIS EXAM.
>> WELL YOU CAN'T!
COME BACK HERE!
YOU PROMISED TO STUDY MORE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
EVERYONE'S COUNTING ON YOU.
>> BUT... ARG!
>> NO BUTS, SERENA, OR ELSE!
>> ALL RIGHT!
STEP OFF!
REALLY, LUNA, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'
WHEN IT COMES TO KNOWING
WHAT'S ON A GIRL'S MIND.
>> TRUE.
I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING ON
YOUR MIND.
(screams from afar)
THAT SOUNDS LIKE REI'S VOICE.
>> I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG?
>> (screams)
>> WHAT IS THAT?
AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH
POOR REI?!
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU'D
BETTER CHANGE YOURSELF
RIGHT NOW.
>> MOON... CRYSTAL... POWER!
SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
>> (evil laughter)
>> HEY, NASTY!
>> HUH?
>> I STAND FOR LOVE!
I STAND FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE,
TOO!
I'M SAILOR MOON!
>> SAILOR MUD?
>> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
HURTING MY FRIEND?
I DESPISE YOUR PATHETIC
AND EVIL WAYS!
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON,
I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
>> HMPH!
WELL, HOW HANDY.
ANOTHER PURE HEART FOR
THE TAKING.
>> WHAT?
>> SO SHE'S AFTER PURE HEARTS.
>> TIME FOR A TWO-FOR-ONE!
PREPARE TO LOSE HEART!
>>> (gasp)
>> WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER
IS THAT?
>> THE UGLY KIND.
>> WE BETTER CHANGE OURSELVES
RIGHT NOW.
>> HERE'S A TREAT FOR YOU!
>> AHH!
>> STICK AROUND, WON'T YA!
>> AMAZING POWERS!
>> I THINK HER POWERS ARE
STRONGER THAN OUR OLD ENEMY'S.
>> HA-HA-HA!
NOW WHO'S THE PATHETIC ONE?
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
IT'S A WARM SPRING DAY,
A TIME FOR HAPPINESS AND
CELEBRATION.
YOUR EVILNESS DOES NOT
BELONG HERE.
NOW BEAT IT!
>> BEAT THIS, YOU POMPOUS
CAPED-CLOD!
>> STEP UP, SAILOR MOON!
>> RIGHT!
SAILOR MOON
>> MOON SCEPTRE ELIMINATION!
>> ALL THAT FANCY TWIRLING
AROUND WILL GET YOU NOWHERE,
YOU MOON DITZ!
>> AHH!
>>> (all gasp)
>> WHY DON'T YOU HANG AROUND,
HONEY!
>> HUH?
OH, NO!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?
>> SERENA!
ARG!
>> SORRY YOU'RE TIED UP.
NOW STAY PUT!
>> TUXEDO MASK!
>> I'VE GOT TO TRY TO HELP!
>> LUNA!
>> WHY YOU!
>> ARTEMIS!
LUNA!
>> I THINK THAT SHOULD BE
THE LAST OF THEM.
NOW MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET
SOME WORK DONE WITHOUT
BEING INTERRUPTED.
>> (moans)
(screams)
>> STOP IT!
>> NO, REI!
>>> WAKE UP!
>> REI!
STAY WITH ME, REI!
OH, NO!
>> SAY, SERENA, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
WELL, A SINGER, SONG WRITER,
MODEL, AN ACTRESS, A MUSICIAN.
BUT MOST OF ALL, I JUST...
OH, IT'S SILLY.
OKAY, I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE
AND GET MARRIED, BUT IT'S TOO
EMBARRASSING TO SAY.
CHEER UP, SERENA.
CHEERFULNESS IS ONE OF YOUR
VERY BEST QUALITIES.
SERENA.
>> OH, NO, REI.
>> HA-HA-HA!
THIS IS WHAT WE WANT.
THE CRYSTAL OF HER PURE HEART.
IT CONTAINS A SPECIAL POWER.
>> GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE IT BACK TO REI RIGHT NOW!
YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROTTEN WAYS!
>> HUMANS.
THEY'RE SUCH MISERABLE--
AHH!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
HEART ATTACK!
AHHH!
>> REI!
REI!
ARE YOU OKAY, REI!
>>> REI!
>> WAKE UP!
>> COME ON, REI!
>> REI!
>> THIS IS NOT AN OBJECT
OF PURE POWER.
>> JUST A PURE HEART WITH
THE POWER OF LOVE.
>> THEY MADE A MISTAKE.
>> PLEASE, REI, ANSWER ME.
PLEASE, REI.
>> OH, REI.
>> OH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
>> I, UH...
>> (crying)
REI'S OKAY AGAIN.
I WAS SO SCARED, BUT NOW
I'M SO HAPPY.
(crying)
>> SERENA.
>> ARE YOU IN ANY PAIN NOW?
>> NO, I'M OKAY.
>> CAN YOU BREATHE?
>> YES.
>> WHO ARE THEY?
>> DON'T CRY ANYMORE.
>> A BAD CALL ON YOUR PART.
YOU MISSED THE TARGET AND
YOU WERE FOILED.
>> YES, THAT'S TRUE, DR. TOMO.
BUT I'VE NOTED THE INTRUDERS.
>> (Artemis)
IT SEEMS OUR NEW ENEMY IS
AFTER SOMEONE WITH A PURE
HEART.
>> (Luna)
THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
AN OBJECT OF POWER AS WELL.
>> (Darian)
WHO ARE THE ONES WHO SAVED US?
THIS IS ODD.
>> WELL, SO LONG NORMAL LIFE,
HELLO NEW ENEMY.
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ARE YOU FRIENDS OR FOES?
IF YOU'RE SCOUTS TOO,
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP US.
COME AND JOIN OUR FIGHT
AGAINST THAT EVIL CREATURE.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH
DESTROYING THESE PURE HEARTS.
I'LL FIGHT YOU AND I'LL WIN.
FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE,
I'M SAILOR MOON,
AND I'LL PUNISH YOU!
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
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