ARE THEY FRIENDS OR FOES?
AND WHO ARE THESE TWO NEW
SAILORS WHO SHOW UP
RIGHT ON THEIR HEELS?
SHOULD WE BE JEALOUS
OR JAZZED?
HANG TIGHT WITH ME
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT.
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
>> SO GLAD WHEN THESE MARATHON
STUDY-BUDDY TORTURE SESSIONS
AT RAYE'S ARE ANCIENT HISTORY.
THEY'RE SO BORING.
(groaning)
BE STRONG, GIRL.
IF ANYONE NEEDS TO STUDY,
IT'S YOU.
ARCADES AND GOOD GRADES
DON'T MIX.
AHH!
WAIT A MINUTE!
>> IT WAS SO FUNNY, ANDREW.
ARTEMIS JUST CAN'T
RESIST CARAMELS.
SO, THERE HE WAS, WITH HIS MOUTH
AND WHISKERS ALL COVERED
WITH STICKY SUGAR GOOP!
IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN SERENA
TRIES TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM.
>> WHAT A RIOT.
>> THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TWINS.
EXCEPT ARTEMIS DOESN'T HAVE
A MEATBALL HEAD!
AND HE CAN ACTUALLY WALK
AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME!
>> (screaming)
>> OH, MY BACK!
HEY... SERENA.
>> I'M MISSING VALUABLE
STUDY TIME BECAUSE I CAME
IN HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM
THE EVIL TEMPTATIONS OF FUN!
>> (laughing)
>> MY FAULT.
MINA CAME IN
BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY BORED.
I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE
HOPING I'D CATCH YOU GUYS
ON YOUR WAY TO RAYE'S.
>> GRADE WRECKER!
OUR HIGH SCHOOL CAREERS
ARE RIDING ON THESE TESTS.
>> THEY ARE?
>> CLAP YOUR TRAP!
ANDREW NEEDED
A LITTLE FEMALE ATTENTION,
AND WHO ARE WE TO WALTZ RIGHT BY
A CUTE BOY IN NEED?
WHAT KIND OF PLANET WILL
OUR CHILDREN INHERIT
IF WE FORGET SIMPLE DECENCY?
BESIDES, YOUR BRAIN
COULD SHORT-CIRCUIT
IF YOU STUDY TOO MUCH.
RIGHT, ANDREW?
>> JUST KEEP ME
OUT OF THIS ONE, PLEASE.
>> YOU KNOW,
OUR MINDS NEED REST.
LET'S DRIVE RACE CARS!
>> THIS TIME, TRY TO KEEP
THE ROAD RAGE IN CHECK.
>> UHH, UHH!
>> SEE YOU!
>> OH!
I'VE BEEN LAPPED BY A ROOKIE!
>> (laughing)
EAT MY DUST.
>> HIE-YAH!
(screaming)
TAILSPIN, TAILSPIN!
WHOO!
UHH...
I CAN'T DO IT, MINA.
MY PEDAL'S LOST ITS METTLE.
>> YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
I NEED AN OPPONENT.
>> THAT REMINDS ME.
WE SHOULD BE GETTING OVER
TO RAYE'S PLACE.
>> RAYE'S PLACE,
SCHMAYE'S PLACE.
MY FORMULA ONE RACING CAREER IS
HANGING ON A THREAD
AND YOU WON'T HELP!
>> SHOULDN'T YOU GET
A DRIVER'S LICENCE FIRST?
>> I'LL RACE YOU.
AND I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU
A HEAD START.
>> AHH...
>> WOW!
(smack)
OHH!
>> LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
>> CAN YOU HOLD THIS, PLEASE?
>> I HOPE IT'S NOT BREAKABLE.
SHE'S A KLUTZ TODAY.
>> HEY, YOU PUSHED ME!
>> (thinking)
THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY.
THIS GUY'S A TOTAL HUNKASAURUS.
>> (swooning)
>> (thinking)
THIS OUGHT TO IMPRESS HIM.
MY STEERING'S PERFECT.
OHH!
>> HELLO!
PLANET EARTH TO PLAYER B!
>> I KNOW WE'RE ON.
>> HUH?
>> IT'S JUST THAT IT WOULD HAVE
BEEN MORE FAIR TO GIVE ME
A HANDICAP BEFORE WE STARTED.
I DON'T WANT
TO HUMILIATE ANYONE.
>> (thinking)
HANDICAP?
YEAH, RIGHT!
>> GUESS I'D BETTER START.
>> HUH?
(video car revving)
>> (thinking)
HUH?
HEY, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
HOW'D HE PASS ME ALREADY?
I WAS FLYING.
>> WHOA, YOU'RE GOOD!
>> YES, I AM.
>> HUH?
(video car humming)
>> NO!
I GOT LAPPED AGAIN!
NO FAIR!
TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
WITH A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE,
YOU COULD BECOME THE PRETTIEST
FORMULA ONE DRIVER
ON THE CIRCUIT.
>> REALLY?
WOW, GEE.
WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
SOME LESSONS?
>> UHH!
>> YOU'D BE LEARNING
FROM A PRO.
SORRY I'M LATE, AMARA.
I HAD TO RUN AN ERRAND.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
I GOT AN EASY GAME IN.
SO LONG.
GOOD LUCK.
>> (gasping)
BYE.
>> KEEP PRACTISING,
AND MAYBE YOUR FRIEND CAN PLAY
NEXT TIME, TOO.
>> GREAT!
>> GREAT.
>> YOU SURE MADE FRIENDS
WITH THEM FAST.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, MICHELLE?
ARE YOU JEALOUS?
>> (laughing)
WELL, THEY SURE LIKED YOU.
>> THEY SEEM LIKE GOOD KIDS.
PRETTY SPASTIC, BUT NICE.
CAN'T DRIVE WORTH BEANS, THOUGH.
>> DON'T WAKE ME UP
IF IT'S A DREAM.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE CAME
FROM, BUT I'D LIKE TO VISIT.
>> I'VE SEEN THEM A FEW TIMES.
THEY'RE THE KIND
WHO ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.
>> HI, ANDREW.
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
>> I'M THE ONE
WHO WORKS HERE, REMEMBER?
>> OH, YEAH...
>> HUH?
>> I HAD A FEELING
ABOUT THIS TOWN, AMARA.
THE SEA'S ACTING UP.
I THINK SOMETHING BIG'S
GONNA HAPPEN HERE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S GOOD OR BAD.
>> LET'S HOPE FOR GOOD.
>> LOOK AT HIM!
HOT CHOCOLATE DATES
ARE SO ROMANTIC.
>> NEWS FLASH!
I THINK THERE'S A SPECIAL
CONNECTION BETWEEN AMARA AND ME,
LIKE WE'RE SOUL MATES
OR SOMETHING.
>> (screaming)
ARE YOU COMPLETELY LAME?
HE'S TOTALLY INTO
MISS PERFECT-HAIR-AND-SKIN.
>> COULDN'T YOU FEEL IT?
WE HAD SOME SERIOUS
CHEMISTRY GOING.
THANKS.
OKAY, WHAT'S THE SCOOP ON
THOSE TWO IN THE CORNER?
>> AREN'T THEY SWEET?
THEY SEEM REALLY CLOSE.
>> SHH!
>> ISN'T SPYING
KIND OF IMMATURE?
>> ZIP IT, SERENA!
WE'RE CONDUCTING
AN INVESTIGATION.
BUT I CAN MANAGE BY MYSELF.
>> SURE...
AND ANYWAY, THERE WERE CHEMICALS
BETWEEN HIM AND ME, TOO.
>> HELLO,
LIKE YOU AND DARIEN ARE OVER!
>> OOH.
>> THIS ONE'S MINE.
COOL, THEY'RE NOT JOINED
AT THE HIP.
NOW'S THE TIME TO GET
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.
>> HI, ANTHONY!
>> HUH?
>> IT'S ME.
>> HOW ARE YOU, AMARA?
>> OKAY.
DID YOU GET IT FIXED YET?
>> JUST ABOUT.
THIS BEAUTY'S GONNA BE
AS GOOD AS NEW.
>> I CAN'T WAIT.
>> KAOLINITE, WHAT NEWS?
>> GOOD.
TARGET FOUND.
>> EXCELLENT WORK.
AT LAST, THE CHOSEN ONE
WITH A PURE HEART IS OURS.
>> IS YOUR NEW CREATION READY,
DR. TOMOE?
>> READY AND RARING.
(glass smashing)
FIND THE CHOSEN ONE,
THE PURE HEART.
YOUR PATH LEADS
STRAIGHT TO MY GLORY.
FLY FREE, MY LITTLE DARLING!
(squelching)
(beating)
>> SERENA, RAYE'S GONNA THROTTLE
YOU IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP.
>> I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
AND ANYWAY, THEY WOULDN'T WANT
ME TO LEAVE YOU WITHOUT
SOME KIND OF CHAPERONE.
>> HEY, BUDDY, WHAT YOU BEEN
DOING WITH YOURSELF LATELY?
WITH YOUR CAR IN THE SHOP, WHERE
YOU BEEN GETTING ALL YOUR KICKS?
>> AHA, HERE AND THERE.
VIRTUAL DRIVING AT THE ARCADE.
>> HEY, DID SOMEONE SAY
"ARCADE"?
>> YEAH!
>> IF YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING,
JUST ASK ME.
>>> HUH?
>> YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME.
OR SHOULD I SAY SPYING?
>>> YES... NO.
>> WE WEREN'T.
>> WE'RE MATURE.
>> (chuckling)
WONDER WHY TWO PRETTY GIRLS
WOULD NOT SPY ON ME, THEN?
>> I KNOW.
MAYBE THEY WANNA KNOW
WHAT PERFECT-HAIR-AND-SKIN
MEANS TO YOU.
>> MEANS TO YOU.
>> HUH?
>> ARE YOU GUYS AN ITEM?
>> AN ITEM?
>> IT'S NOT ALL SERIOSO,
IS IT?
>> SERIOSO!
>> WITH MICHELLE?
IS THAT WHO YOU MEAN?
>> OF COURSE.
WE WANT TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT
YOU'RE FAIR GAME.
>> FAIR GAME.
>> OH... YOU'RE FUNNY.
BUT I'M AFRAID
THERE'S NOT ANY US.
>>> (moaning)
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
SEEM REALLY SWEET.
AND I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
YOUR PRINCES SOME DAY.
>> LIKE TODAY?
>> THERE YOU GO AGAIN, AMARA,
GIVING LOVE ADVICE.
>> HEY, MICHELLE.
>> AMARA'S GOT THIS THING
ABOUT PEOPLE LIVING
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
>> AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH IT, EITHER.
>> EXCEPT THAT IT ONLY HAPPENS
IN FAIRY TALES.
IF YOU ASK ME, ANYONE WAITING
FOR PRINCE CHARMING IS NOT
LIVING IN REALITY.
>> HERE WE GO AGAIN.
>> QUESTION:
DOES THAT MEAN AMARA ISN'T
YOUR PRINCE CHARMING?
>> A SIMPLE "YES" OR "NO"
WILL DO, THANKS.
>> SIMPLE NO.
>> EXCELLENT.
TODAY'S MY LUCKY DAY.
>> HE IS FAIR GAME.
>> BUT YOU'RE NOT,
SO KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF HIM.
>> (thinking)
THANKS FOR BRINGING ME CRASHING
BACK TO REALITY, MINA.
YOU BEEN TAKING LESSONS
FROM RAYE OR WHAT?
>> ACHOO!
186.
THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE SNEEZED TODAY.
>> HAY FEVER'S ACTING UP, HUH?
>> RAYE'S ALLERGIC TO POLLEN.
SERENA'S ALLERGIC TO STUDYING.
AND I'M ALLERGIC
TO WASTING MY TIME.
>> I JUST HOPE NOTHING BAD
HAS HAPPENED TO THEM.
THEY'RE REALLY LATE.
>> BAD, AMY?
IF I KNOW THEM, THEY PROBABLY
GOT SIDETRACKED BY SOME CUTE BOY
THEY MET AT THE GAME ARCADE
OR SOMETHING.
>> NO WAY, RAYE.
THEY'RE NOT TOTAL GEEKS.
>>> YES, THEY ARE.
>> ANTHONY'S
THE BEST MECHANIC EVER.
HIS DREAM IS
TO BECOME A MECHANIC FOR
A PROFESSIONAL RACING TEAM.
THAT WOULD BE SO INCREDIBLE.
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER
THAN HEARING THOSE ENGINES ROAR
TO LIFE AND WATCHING THE CARS
HUG THE RACE TRACK.
(engines humming)
IT MUST BE LIKE MAGIC
TO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A MACHINE LIKE THAT.
>> WOW, YOU'RE SERIOUS, HUH?
>> IT'S ALWAYS BEEN AMARA'S
DREAM TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE
AND SEE THE CHEQUERED FLAG.
>> IT WAS.
>> HUH?
>> NOT ANYMORE.
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
>> YOU'RE GIVING UP?
>> GIVING UP IS TOO EASY,
AND I SHOULD KNOW.
>> IT'S TIME I FOUND
A DIFFERENT DREAM,
ONE I CAN ACTUALLY FULFIL.
RACE CAR DRIVING IS NOT
MY DESTINY.
IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
>> SO, HE'S MORE THAN JUST
A PRETTY FACE, HUH?
>> OOH... HIS SIDE VIEW'S
PERFECT, TOO.
>> (sighing)
NOW, LET'S HEAR YOU HUM,
SWEETHEART.
(yelling)
>>> (gasping)
>> (yelling)
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> ANTHONY!
>> CAREFUL.
>> DON'T WORRY.
>> HELP!
HELP!
>> (car wailing)
(screeching)
WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
>> I'M A VEHICLE OF DESTRUCTION
AND YOU'RE MY ONLY PASSENGER,
SO... HOP ON!
>> (Anthony yelling)
AHH!
>> STOP!
>> LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>> AHH!
>>> (screeching)
>> (revving)
>> AAHHH!
>> (cackling)
ONE PURE HEART TO GO, PLEASE.
(cackling)
SURE IS PRETTY, IF A HEART
THAT'S FREE OF EVIL AND NEGATIVE
FORCES IS YOUR THING,
BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE?
VROOM!
EAT MY DUST AND FEEL YOUR DOOM!
>> UHH!
HUH?
I'M THINKING A MECHANIC NEEDS
A HEART TO BE ABLE TO FIX CARS.
>> HERE I AM, AMARA!
AMARA!
MY PRINCE!
HE DIDN'T COME SAVE ME.
>> NEWS FLASH, BABE.
YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE PEOPLE.
>> RIGHT.
GUESS I FORGOT THAT PART.
VENUS CRYSTAL POWER!
()
SAILOR VENUS...
SAILOR VENUS...
>> MOON COSMIC POWER!
SAILOR MOON...
()
SAILOR MOON...
()
SAILOR MOON
>> VROOM, VROOM, VROOM,
VROOM, VROOOMMM!
(screeching)
AHH!
BUMP IN THE ROAD, 6:00.
>> TIME FOR THAT CAR
TO GET A FLAT.
>> LET'S DO IT TO IT!
>> NO FAIR!
NOOOO!
I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD INSURANCE!
(groaning)
MOTORCYCLES!
THOSE THINGS DON'T BELONG
ON PUBLIC STREETS.
(bell ringing)
>> WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?
>> YOUR LICENCE COME
FROM A CEREAL BOX?
>> IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD,
MOTORMOUTH!
UHH!
I'M SAILOR MOON,
THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
I WILL RIGHT WRONGS
AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL PEOPLE,
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
>> STAGE HOG!
I PEDAL LIKE A COMPLETE MADWOMAN
AND YOU GRAB THE OPENING SPEECH.
>> WE DIDN'T HAVE AN HOUR
TO WAIT FOR YOU TO TRY
AND CATCH YOUR BREATH.
>> YOU'RE STUCK
AT THE STARTING LINE
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME!
UHH!
>>> (gasping)
>>> WHY DON'T YOU TRY US ON
FOR SIZE, YOU JACKED-UP JALOPY?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE KNOCK IN YOUR ENGINE.
MY NAME IS SAILOR URANUS!
>> NOW, GIVE BACK THE HEART
CRYSTAL, OR YOU'LL FEEL
THE WRATH OF SAILOR NEPTUNE.
>> WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT
PURITY AND GOODNESS FROM HARM.
>> NOW, GIVE BACK THE CRYSTAL
OR WE'LL HARM YOU.
>> THEY'RE SAILOR SOLDIERS?
>> JUST HOW MANY OF US
ARE THERE?
>> TOO MANY, IF YOU ASK ME.
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM,
VROOM, VROOM!
>> URANUS BALL SHAKING!
(whizzing)
>> UHH!
(sputtering)
>> NEPTUNE, DEEP SUBMERGE!
(whooshing)
>> UHH!
(groaning)
>> FINISH THE JOB, SAILOR MOON!
>> YOU GOT IT.
()
DO, DO, DO, DO, DO
SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON...
>> MOON...
SPIRAL...
POWER...
ATTACK!
>> NOO!
THE CRYSTAL!
>> IT'S A GOOD ONE, BUT IT ISN'T
A PURE HEART CRYSTAL.
>> I THOUGHT SO.
YOU CAN TAKE IT!
>> UHH!
GIVE IT BACK
TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
>> THE SADDEST PART IS
WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIDE NOR HAIR
OF AMARA SINCE THEN.
>> PITY.
BUT YOU REALIZE WE WAITED
FOR YOU ALL AFTERNOON, AND NOW
WE FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE
CHASING SOME NEW GUY AROUND.
>> UHH...
>> BUT RAYE, WHAT'S REALLY
IMPORTANT IS TO FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THOSE TWO NEW SAILORS.
>> ARTEMIS AND LUNA ARE LOOKING
INTO IT, AMY,
SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> THIS RULES.
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT
NEPTUNE AND URANUS ARE LIKE.
>> HELLO!
>> WHAT'S UP, MICHELLE?
>> NO, IT CAN'T BE!
IS IT YOU, AMARA?
>> OF COURSE.
>> WHERE, WHERE?
I WANNA MEET THIS HUNKSTER!
>> RADAR, RADAR,
WHERE'S THE FOX?
WHERE'S THE FOX?
RADAR!
>> WE GIVE UP.
AAHHH!
>> HE'S A HUNKSTERETTE.
>> HE'S A HER.
>> SORRY IF IT BURSTS
YOUR BUBBLE THAT I'M A GIRL.
>> I'M OUT A PRINCE!
WAH!
>> AND YOU BLEW STUDY-BUDDIES
ALL FOR THIS?
>> I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
FISHY RIGHT FROM THE START.
BUT MINA WOULDN'T LISTEN.
HMM!
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